3 Days to Kill (2014)

Director:

McG

Starring:

Kevin Costner

Hailee Steinfield

Connie Nielsen

Plot:

A dying CIA agent trying to reconnect with his estranged daughter is offered an experimental drug that could save his life in exchange for one last assignment.

Review:

I hate scarves on men. It makes them look like douche bags. That’s just my personal opinion, though.

Not a very good spy. He talks too much about his daughter, it’s like he’s asking for her to get kidnapped. Dude have you not seen Taken?

The movie tries to be funny with Ethan, Kevin Costner, trying to spend more time with his daughter while also trying to find some dude and kill him. It just ends up being said and pathetic. It’s an action movie that’s trying to be funny, but it’s too serious to be able to pull it off.

The “albino” wasn’t scary, and he was supposed to be. The women in the film were the only good part. He doesn’t kill the bad guy with the dirty bomb because he told his wife he’d quit. Seriously?

2/5