Book Review

Landline

Landline

Landline By: Rainbow Rowell

Plot:

Georgie McCool knows her marriage is in trouble. That it’s been in trouble for a long time. She still loves her husband, Neal, and Neal still loves her, deeply — but that almost seems beside the point now. Maybe that was always beside the point. Two days before they’re supposed to visit Neal’s family in Omaha for Christmas, Georgie tells Neal that she can’t go. She’s a TV writer, and something’s come up on her show; she has to stay in Los Angeles. She knows that Neal will be upset with her — Neal is always a little upset with Georgie — but she doesn’t expect to him to pack up the kids and go home without her. When her husband and the kids leave for the airport, Georgie wonders if she’s finally done it. If she’s ruined everything. That night, Georgie discovers a way to communicate with Neal in the past. It’s not time travel, not exactly, but she feels like she’s been given an opportunity to fix her marriage before it starts . . . Is that what she’s supposed to do? Or would Georgie and Neal be better off if their marriage never happened?

Review:

I never should have doubted Rainbow Rowell. I wasn’t sure about this book, the blurb seemed alright, just not my cup of tea. I started reading and then had to force myself to stop at two in the morning because my daughter has been waking up at five and I needed sleep.

I love the fact that her characters are so real. The husband at one point is described as a hobbit. All the sags and wrinkles of the woman are mentioned, these aren’t the models that normally have stories, these are real people. Love it!

I cried, of course. She knows exactly what strings to pull and normally I hate crying when I read. Nope, not with Rowell. Her books make me cry for the people but at the same time she still gives them hope. There’s a real ending, a happy ending, but not an unrealistically happy one.

This also happens to be a Christmas book. If you can count Die Hard as a Christmas movie then this is definitely a Christmas book. The setting is Christmas. Christmas is mentioned by the characters and it plays a part of the story. It’s not a huge part, but it’s still there. Wonder why it wasn’t released at Christmas?

Anyway, if you liked Rowell’s book Attachments I think you’ll like this one. It’s not like Eleanor and Park or Fangirl, those are both YA. This is closer to Attachments, another great book, by the way.

So looking forward to whatever she has yet to come.

5/5

A Very Klingon Khristmas By: Paul Ruditis Illustrated By: Patrick Faricy

A Very Klingon Khristmas

A Very Klingon Khristmas By: Paul Ruditis Illustrated By: Patrick Faricy

Plot:

This hilarious parody firmly plants Klingons at the center of the Christmas story;where they rightly should be; including everything from a Santa equipped with retractable claws, tribbles in the stockings of naughty Klingon boys and girls, and the spirited holiday warmth of a hot cup of mulled blood wine. Illustrated in a classic Norman Rockwell;inspired style, A Very Klingon Khristmas is the perfect holiday gift for every Star Trek fan!

Review:

Now this is a Christmas book you can read to your children with pride. Great artwork. Great story. This is a wonderful, classic, heartwarming Christmas story.

I don’t happen to know Klingon, sadly, but there are several times it is used in the story. However, having watched plenty of Star Trek, and the fact that it rhymed, I didn’t have any problem reading it.

Honestly if you like Star Trek there is really no reason not to own this book. Imagine the joy you can have by introducing your young children to Star Trek through this book.

5/5

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus

the life and adventures of santa claus

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus By: L. Frank Baum

Plot:

Every child knows about Santa Claus, the jolly man who brings gifts to all on Christmas. There are many stories that tell of his life, but the delightful version relayed in The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus is by far the most charming and original of all. Only L. Frank Baum, the man who created the wonderful land of Oz, could have told Santa’s tale in such rich and imaginative detail.

Review:

I’m a big fan of L. Frank Baum, but I’ve somehow never read this book. I vaguely remember knowing that it existed but it wasn’t until I started looking for Christmas books that I was reminded of it.

I wouldn’t say it’s as good as the Wizard of Oz, and some parts were definitely dated, but I thought the overall story was very sweet. It is something that I look forward to reading to my daughter when she gets older.

I will say I was surprised by a fairly descriptive violent part in the book, which really just points of the differences between children’s book then and now. People are so much more protective of their children now a days.

4/5

Here’s a quote from the book that I liked:

“But it is the Law that while Evil, unopposed, may accomplish terrible deeds, the powers of Good can never be overthrown when opposed to Evil.”

The Perfect Christmas

The Perfect Christmas

The Perfect Christmas By: Debbie Macomber

Plot:

WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PERFECT? For Cassie Beaumont, it’s meeting her perfect match. Cassie, at thirty-three, wants a husband and kids, and so far, nothing’s worked. Not blind dates, not the Internet and certainly not leaving love to chance. What’s left? A professional matchmaker. He’s Simon Dodson, and he’s very choosy about the clients he takes on. Cassie finds Simon a difficult, acerbic know-it-all, and she’s astonished when he accepts her as a client. Claiming he has her perfect mate in mind, Simon assigns her three tasks to complete before she meets him. Three tasks that are all about Christmas: being a charity bell ringer, dressing up as Santa’s elf at a children’s party and preparing a traditional turkey dinner for her neighbors (whom she happens to dislike). Despite a number of comical mishaps, Cassie does it all — and she’s finally ready to meet her match. But just like the perfect Christmas gift, he turns out to be a wonderful surprise!

Review:

Didn’t like this one as much as the last. Cassie was too perfect. She was evidently a brilliant chemist, great cook, kind, thoughtful, just everything that makes a person perfect. The only thing she was lacking was a man to give her babies.

I thought the romance wrapped up way to quickly and wasn’t very believable. Simon was awkward and rude but of course brilliant; so naturally she fell in love with him.

Romance novels don’t have to be completely believable, but the romance should be the most realistic part. IMO

Oh well. I’ll probably read more from Debbie Macomber but I don’t see her becoming a favorite. I like the sweetness of her books but not sure about everything else in them.

2.5/5

When Christmas Comes

when Christmas Comes

When Christmas Comes By: Debbie Macomber

Plot:

Emily Springer, widowed mother of one, decides to leave Leavenworth, Washington, to spend Christmas with her daughter in Boston. Charles Brewster, history professor, curmudgeon and resident of Boston, wants to avoid Christmas altogether. He figures a prison town should be nice and quiet over the holidays — except he’s thinking of the wrong Leavenworth! Through an internet site, Charles and Emily arrange to swap houses for the holiday. So Emily goes to Boston—and discovers that her daughter has gone to Florida. And Charles arrives in Leavenworth to discover that it’s not the prison town — it’s Santa’s village! The place is full of Christmas trees, Christmas music and…elves. Meanwhile, Emily’s friend Faith Kerrigan travels to Leavenworth to visit her and instead finds Charles the grinch. Then Charles’s brother, Ray, shows up at his home in Boston to discover that he isn’t there — but Emily is. Through all the mix-ups and misunderstandings, amid the chaos and confusion, romance begins to emerge in unexpected ways. Because everything changes at Christmas!

Review:

Last Christmas when I was tripping on the hormones your body produces after giving birth and breast feeding I watched a lot of the Hallmark channel. No idea why since the combination of hormones and Hallmark could be lethal if not monitored carefully.

I ended up seeing a movie called Trading Christmas that I really liked. I’ve watched it since, just to make sure I wasn’t imagining things, and I still like it. I’d heard of Debbie Macomber but I’d never read one of her books, until now.

The story was pretty much the same as the movie with some changes, naturally, the most changed was the daughter. After having read the book I think the movie did a better job with the daughter. I was seriously questioning why someone hadn’t slapped her in the book, while in the movie I could see her side of things.

Even with the desired slapping I really enjoyed the book. Macomber seems to write sweeter romances, no sexy scenes, just lots of hope and love. Sometimes I want that though. Maybe I’m getting old.

3.75/5

 

Sidenote: The movie title is better. Book title makes me think porno. Just saying.