Kelly Lynch

Road House (1989)

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Directed By:

Rowdy Herrington

Starring:

Patrick Swayze

Kelly Lynch

Sam Elliot

Synopsis:

A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar.

Review:

After almost nine years together my husband was recently surprised when I told him I hadn’t watched Roadhouse. Luckily for us it happens to be available to watch on Netflix Instant. It was pretty good. I saw lots of boobs, though he assures me some were fake. We both agree we couldn’t understand why anyone would want fake boobs that small. I made the mistake of turning away from the TV just seconds before Patrick Swayze’s butt was on screen. Since it’s such a hassle to rewind on the PlayStation I did not get to see it in all its glory. I did get to see his weird looking belly button though. Sam Elliot was in the movie, which I was unaware of, and was awesome. I love Sam Elliot he’s so manly. Swoon.

Liked the action, liked how ridiculous the story was, and **Spoiler** he rips a dudes throat out! Holy shit that was awesome, and while foreshadowed at the beginning of the movie, totally unexpected from the guy in Dirty Dancing.

3.5/5 stars