Kristen Stewart

American Ultra (2015)

American-Ultra

American Ultra (2015)

Director:

Nima Nourizadeh

Starring:

Jesse Eisenberg

Kristen Stewart

Connie Britton

John Leguizamo

Plot:

A stoner – who is in fact a government agent – is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he’s too well-trained and too high for them to handle.

Review:

Ummm… this movie was fairly unremarkable. It had it’s funny moments and it was amusing seeing Jesse Eisenberg somehow fight people. Other than that, though, there wasn’t much.

The story was interesting enough. The acting was good. I just, I don’t know, it didn’t grab me. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t good. It was there.

3/5

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

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Director:

Bill Condon

Starring:

Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson

Taylor Lautner

Plot:

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.

Review:

I thought the wolf scene in Part 1 was bad, but holy shit the running/hunting scene was so stupid looking.

Maybe I should preface this review by saying I am not a Twilight fan. I’ve read the books and watched all the movies so at least I did that before I judged them. I also went into each with an open mind.

Back to the movie, oh my god that baby looked horrible.

At least I got Jacob chest this time. I can’t remember if there was any in the first part, I just remember being disappointed in the amount.

Ugh sparkling.

And now the dad knows about the baby? When did that happen? I mean he kind of guessed but he didn’t know.

I don’t remember a battle scene in the book… Oh wait I see what they did there.

I was leaning toward 2 stars but after that ridiculous ending

1/5