I, Frankenstein (2014)

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I, Frankenstein (2014)

Director:

Stuart Beattie

Starring:

Aaron Eckhart

Bill Nighy

Miranda Otto

Yvonne Strahovski

Plot:

Frankenstein’s creature finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries old war between two immortal clans.

Review:

What is it with the gravely voices people do nowadays? I blame Batman. It’s like if you want to seem dark and menacing you speak like you smoke a pack a day. Over done, imo.

I like the mythology, the fact that it’s gargoyles fighting against demons. That’s cool and you don’t really see that very often.

Evidently if you’re a reanimated corpse you can’t get clean. His skin is always dirty. You’d think a dead guy would have ashy skin but it’s got like gold flakes in it or something.

I swear when he’s walking down the alley all slow-mo and the gargoyles have found him his fly is down. Not the entire time just in one shot. Could have been my imagination but I didn’t bother rewinding to confirm.

The CG in this movie sucks balls. It’s like a SyFy movie, well not quiet but almost.

So many good actors and yet this movie sucks ass. I blame the script.

2/5

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