movie review

Road House (1989)

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Directed By:

Rowdy Herrington

Starring:

Patrick Swayze

Kelly Lynch

Sam Elliot

Synopsis:

A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar.

Review:

After almost nine years together my husband was recently surprised when I told him I hadn’t watched Roadhouse. Luckily for us it happens to be available to watch on Netflix Instant. It was pretty good. I saw lots of boobs, though he assures me some were fake. We both agree we couldn’t understand why anyone would want fake boobs that small. I made the mistake of turning away from the TV just seconds before Patrick Swayze’s butt was on screen. Since it’s such a hassle to rewind on the PlayStation I did not get to see it in all its glory. I did get to see his weird looking belly button though. Sam Elliot was in the movie, which I was unaware of, and was awesome. I love Sam Elliot he’s so manly. Swoon.

Liked the action, liked how ridiculous the story was, and **Spoiler** he rips a dudes throat out! Holy shit that was awesome, and while foreshadowed at the beginning of the movie, totally unexpected from the guy in Dirty Dancing.

3.5/5 stars

True Lies (1994)

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Directed By:

James Cameron

Starring:

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jamie Lee Curtis

Tom Arnold

Plot Synopsis:

Harry Tasker is a secret agent for the United States Government. For years, he has kept his job from his wife, but is forced to reveal his identity and try to stop nuclear terrorists when he and his wife are kidnapped by the terrorists.

Review:

I’ve watched True Lies a few times but it’s been a while. The other night it was on TV and even though it was edited all to hell I was still reminded what an awesome movie it is. It’s got good action, several laugh out loud moments, and Jamie Lee Curtis dancing in black sexy underwear. It doesn’t get much better than that.

With Hollywood’s love of sequels I wonder why this hasn’t gotten one? Is that something you’d be interested in? Reading more into it, it sounds like there was one in the works but no more.

4/5 stars