Director:

Taylor Hackford

Starring:

Jason Statham

Jennifer Lopez

Michael Chiklis

Plot:

A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew’s latest heist.

Review:

Poor Jason Statham. He’s a super attractive man that can kick some serious ass. Why does he insist on starring in such shitty movies? Is it just the scripts he’s getting? Are there no good action scripts out there? God I hope that’s it. I’m going to spend my free time writing an action script that doesn’t suck.

I can’t think of one redeemable part of this movie. It had Jennifer Lopez in it, but she didn’t really need to be. There didn’t need to be two women in this movie, they could have brought it down to one.

Statham should never, ever, ever do a southern accent ever again. Ever.

1/5