Close Range (2015)

Close Range

Close Range (2015)

Director:

Isaac Florentine

Starring:

Scott Adkins

Nick Chinlund

Caitlin Keats

Plot:

A rogue soldier turned outlaw is thrust into a relentless fight with a corrupt sheriff, his obedient deputies, and a dangerous drug cartel in order to protect his sister and her young daughter.

Review:

This was a surprisingly well directed low budget action movie. There was not an overabundance of shaky cam or quick cuts and the story wasn’t edited to the point of confusion. I think that it helped that there wasn’t much story, but that’s an acceptable route to go with an action film.

The movie starts off immediately with Adkins kicking drug cartel butt and it rarely slows down from there. Caitlin Keats even gets in on the action and is not completely a damsel in distress needing her brother to take care of her, so I really liked that.

Every time I see Adkins in something lately I wish he got more work in bigger budget things, even his own TV show could be awesome. In fact this movie was short enough that it could be like a pilot episode pitch.

Adkins is a rogue soldier falsely accused and just wants the world to leave him alone. Too bad his particular set of skills puts him in high demand. Unable to escape Adkins takes matters into his own hands and fights for the people that can’t fight for themselves.

You know, something like that.

Anyway, if you like action movies Close Range is worth checking out.

3.5/5

A Discovery of Witches (All Souls Trilogy #1) By: Deborah Harkness

A Discovery of Witches

A Discovery of Witches (All Souls Trilogy #1) By: Deborah Harkness

Plot:

Deep in the stacks of Oxford’s Bodleian Library, young scholar Diana Bishop unwittingly calls up a bewitched alchemical manuscript in the course of her research. Descended from an old and distinguished line of witches, Diana wants nothing to do with sorcery; so after a furtive glance and a few notes, she banishes the book to the stacks. But her discovery sets a fantastical underworld stirring, and a horde of daemons, witches, and vampires soon descends upon the library. Diana has stumbled upon a coveted treasure lost for centuries-and she is the only creature who can break its spell. Debut novelist Deborah Harkness has crafted a mesmerizing and addictive read, equal parts history and magic, romance and suspense. Diana is a bold heroine who meets her equal in vampire geneticist Matthew Clairmont, and gradually warms up to him as their alliance deepens into an intimacy that violates age-old taboos. This smart, sophisticated story harks back to the novels of Anne Rice, but it is as contemporary and sensual as the Twilight series-with an extra serving of historical realism.

Review:

Have you ever read a book and from the first sentence, paragraph, page you knew that you were in for a treat? The words have latched onto your brain and they’re already painting a picture in your mind and you know that if it can just keep going you’ll never be the same.

That’s the feeling I got when I read the first few words of A Discovery of Witches. Then I put it down because I didn’t have time to get lost in a book. It took me a couple days to pick it back up and unfortunately that feeling didn’t stay with me. It’s possible it was just because I couldn’t allow myself to get lost in a book, or I could have just been in a very fanciful mood when I read that first sentence. Oh well, it was still a good read.

It’s a paranormal romance written by someone who reads mainly literature. At least, that’s the feeling I got. That’s not bad at all, it just means less sexiness and more describing old manuscripts, architecture, history, and other things that would normally be glossed over or left to the readers imagination.

Throughout the first half of the book I just wanted to put it down and start researching something. Harkness did a great job describing Diana’s research and while at times it was tedious occasionally crossing over into boring, it made me want to pick a topic and become an expert. I felt a powerful urge to just leave everything and move to a large college and spend time in their library. The fact that my daughter was a little monster the entire time I was reading this might have been a contributing factor to those feelings.

The second half of the book was less enjoyable for me. I felt like the character completely changed. She went from being a loner, incredibly smart, very independent and very stubborn to becoming a damsel in distress. She couldn’t do anything without Matthew. It was almost as bad as Twilight. She left all decision making up to him as though if she didn’t it meant she didn’t trust him which is total bullshit. I felt like Harkness could have used Diana to push vampires out of their comfort zone and make them see that women don’t need to be managed, she has plenty of strong female characters, but everyone in charge is a man. It was disappointing.

I also had issues with pacing throughout. You could go forever with nothing happening at all. I understand that at times Harkness was trying to do a whole calm before the storm or show the characters happy, but it got dull and I just wanted something to happen.

I will read the next in the series, but I’m not in a desperate rush and will just wait for it to become available from the library.

3/5

Sweet Magik (Klaus Brothers #2) By: Penny Watson

Sweet Magik

Sweet Magik (Klaus Brothers #2) By: Penny Watson

Plot:

Oskar Klaus’ job is killing him. Not even his favorite hobbies (extreme snowboarding and browsing old bookstores) are enough to snap him out of his funk. It’s not easy living in the shadow of four successful older brothers and a father named Santa. Little does he know that a kiss on New Year’s Eve is about to turn his life upside-down.

Kiana Grant’s Manhattan life is a world away from her childhood in Oahu. She traded sunsets and surfing for a respectable career in library science, but Oskar Klaus is a temptation that’s hard to resist. Before she knows it, she’s in the midst of an outrageous adventure in the North Pole, dealing with mischievous elves, wicked demons, and a devastating attraction to Santa’s youngest son.

There’s just one problem…a bitter elf hell-bent on revenge threatens the future of everyone in the North Pole, even Santa himself…

Review:

Not as much Christmas in this one. It takes place after New Years and while there are Christmas elements since Santa is still there and it’s at the North Pole it’s not as big a deal. There also wasn’t much about finding the next Santa in this one.

Overall the stories main focus was on Oskar and Kiana (Great name) and their relationship, with an evil elf thrown in for good measure.

I really liked the side romance between Iago and Lys (Not sure if I got those names right, sorry). I actually liked their romance more than Oskar and Kiana. There was something about Oskar that didn’t really do it for me, can’t put my finger on it though. Maybe it was the spanking? Honestly I ended up skipping fair amounts of the sex scenes because I just wasn’t feeling it. Kiana was resistant to him and then she’s like lets take a shower together. Eh. Oh well.

Still want to know what’s going to happen in the world over all so I’ll finish up the series next year. From what I’ve found online it looks like a new one was released this year so I’ll have to check that out too, maybe next year the final one will be released.

3.5/5

Sweet Inspiration (Klaus Brothers #1) By: Penny Watson

Sweet Inspiration

Sweet Inspiration (Klaus Brothers #1) By: Penny Watson

Plot:

What if the legend of Santa Claus is in fact, true? What if Santa has five big strapping sons who help him run his empire? Five single, sexy sons looking for romance…

Nicholas Klaus is a master pastry chef, a strict disciplinarian, and the eldest son of the legendary Santa Claus. One look at café owner Lucy Brewster sends him into an unexpected tailspin of lusty desires. When Lucy is injured, Nicholas makes a decision that catapults both of their lives into turmoil ….

Lucy Brewster, the free-spirited proprietor of Sweet Inspiration, has a flair for concocting sugary confections but no time for adventure. She gets more than she bargained for when she awakens in the North Pole…rambunctious elves, a fitness-obsessed Santa, and the man of her dreams. Does she have what it takes to become the next Mrs. Klaus?

Review:

Now this was what I was looking for! There can be no mistake that this is a Christmas book, Santa is in it for crying out loud, and I was not left wanting by the romance.

Nicholas and Lucy do not beat around the bush and don’t try to resist their attraction or even put off having sex. This book is very much an adult Christmas story.

Really like the world that was created and I’m looking forward to reading more about the Klaus brothers. I am concerned, though, because there are five brothers but only three books listed on Goodreads. The most recent one came out last year so maybe there’s one every Christmas? Not sure, we’ll see.

4.5/5

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Grinch

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Director:

Ron Howard

Starring:

Jim Carey

Taylor Momsen

Plot:

A creature is intent on stealing Christmas.

Review:

Great IMDB plot synopsis. This is a nice, now classic, Christmas movie. Great message about the season and still applies. A really sweet song and Jim Carey at his most age appropriate. This is part of my yearly Christmas rotation and my daughter liked this version better than the cartoon.

5/5