The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Director:

Martin Scorsese

Starring:

Leonardo DiCaprio

Jonah Hill

Margot Robbie

Kyle Chandler

Plot:

Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.

Review:

Holy shit this movie is depraved. Also, and I’m just going to come right out and say it, Leo’s butt is not that impressive. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe but it’s true.

Basically this movie shows you that if you commit a certain type of crime, no matter how fucked up, you can get three years in a country club and come out still on top.

It pays to be rich mother fucker.

Also, speaking from personal experience, the stock market is a lot more complicated then they make it seem. Of course, it’s like that with most jobs that Hollywood portrays.

Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck. Fuck. Cock sucker. Snorting coke off a hookers asshole. Titties. Bush. Ass. More titties. Fuck. Fuck. Shit Mother Fucker.

2/5