Margot Robbie

Suicide Squad (2016)

suicide-squad

Suicide Squad (2016)

Director:

David Ayer

Starring:

Will Smith

Jared Leto

Margot Robbie

Plot:

A secret government agency recruits some of the most dangerous incarcerated super-villains to form a defensive task force. Their first mission: save the world from the apocalypse.

Review:

Well that movie sucked. It started off with a barrage of information on characters, but didn’t really do much character development. I didn’t care about anyone, especially the main military dude, he was so uninspiring which wasn’t good considering how the movie ended. I seriously just didn’t care about any of them. A couple just showed up out of nowhere with almost no intro too.

The music was good, but unlike Guardians of the Galaxy it didn’t really serve a point except to be good music in the background. It didn’t add to the movie in the same way. It wasn’t even like Deadpool music wise. I feel like they took the wrong thing from those movies and just tried too hard with the music.

I also didn’t get everyone’s complaints about the Joker. I didn’t like Leto’s interpretation, personally, but I thought he was in the movie as much as everyone else, except for Will Smith and that wasn’t a good thing. Smith’s character was the only one kind of developed and it was so cliché that again I didn’t care.

I should just stop watching DC movies because they are a giant disappointment each time I do.

2/5

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

The Wolf of Wall Street

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Director:

Martin Scorsese

Starring:

Leonardo DiCaprio

Jonah Hill

Margot Robbie

Kyle Chandler

Plot:

Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.

Review:

Holy shit this movie is depraved. Also, and I’m just going to come right out and say it, Leo’s butt is not that impressive. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe but it’s true.

Basically this movie shows you that if you commit a certain type of crime, no matter how fucked up, you can get three years in a country club and come out still on top.

It pays to be rich mother fucker.

Also, speaking from personal experience, the stock market is a lot more complicated then they make it seem. Of course, it’s like that with most jobs that Hollywood portrays.

Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck. Fuck. Cock sucker. Snorting coke off a hookers asshole. Titties. Bush. Ass. More titties. Fuck. Fuck. Shit Mother Fucker.

2/5