The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.
Holy shit this movie is depraved. Also, and I’m just going to come right out and say it, Leo’s butt is not that impressive. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe but it’s true.
Basically this movie shows you that if you commit a certain type of crime, no matter how fucked up, you can get three years in a country club and come out still on top.
It pays to be rich mother fucker.
Also, speaking from personal experience, the stock market is a lot more complicated then they make it seem. Of course, it’s like that with most jobs that Hollywood portrays.
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