Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Director:

Jonathan Liebesman

Starring:

Megan Fox

Will Arnett

William Fichtner

Alan Ritchson

Noel Fisher

Pete Ploszek

Jeremy Howard

Plot:

When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.

Review:

I do not have the nostalgia attached to the teenage mutant ninja turtles that my husband does. So while he never had a desire to see this movie I was curious.

I do not like the turtles voices and thought they were pretty god awful looking. How do each of them have different accents? Who in production looked at them and thought, “Yeah that looks good.”

Maybe I had more nostalgia attached to them than I thought?

I liked no aspect of this movie. From the turtles, CGI, story, acting, and directing, it did nothing for me and I pretty much hated it.

Also, this should really be re-titled the April O’Neal story since it spent most of the time on her.

1/5

 

In all honesty, I did not watch the last twenty minutes. I couldn’t, I lost all interest, and just didn’t want to waste my time.