Thor: The Dark World (2013)

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Director:

Alan Taylor

Starring:

Chris Hemsworth

Natalie Portman

Tom Hiddleston

Anthony Hopkins

Plot:

When Jane Foster is possessed by a great power, Thor must protect her from a new threat of old times: the Dark Elves.

Review:

I, of course, loved Thor the original movie. I don’t know a single woman that didn’t love that movie. Yes, I liked it for more than just the abs, but they were there and I couldn’t ignore them, and they were well worth all the talk they received.

Thor: The Dark World was the first movie after the birth of my daughter that I didn’t get to see in theaters so I had it pre-ordered and had it the day it came out on blu ray.

I’ve just watched it once and my inital opinion is that it was good but I’m not sure if I liked it as much as the first. I plan on watching it a few times before I make my final decision, but for now I think it was a solid movie.

There was a slow part in the middle that I thought the movie could have done without and I figured out the ending before it happened. So probably not the best Marvel movie but definitely not the worst.

If, after a few repeat viewings, I change my mind I’ll update my review.

4/5

Greek Fire and Other Burning Tales

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Greek Fire and Other Burning Tales By: Dennis B. Boyer

Plot:

As each one is struck, a new, burning tale is ignited.

Although these seven very-short stories, or works of “flash fiction”, are quick to extinguish, they are still highly incendiary— and quite capable of scorching.

A military commander considers the incredible claims of his enemy. Today is the day they’ve promised to unleash their doomsday weapon and rain fire from the sky.

A firefighter pulls an orphan out of a building consumed by flames. She alone has been spared among the tragic loss of young life. But there is something strange about this emotionally distant girl who refuses to speak…

When his two adult sons find nothing but a pile of ashes upon their elderly father’s favorite recliner, they are forced to consider the strange events of Christmas Eve. One is convinced that this is a rare case of spontaneous human combustion.

Niccolo is an accomplished violinist, but he’ll never attain the fame and glory he seeks until he composes a masterpiece. When he summons a demon to assist him with this endeavor, an agreement is quickly reached. And all Niccolo must do is perform one diabolical task…

These and the other combustible short tales of this collection are as potent as the white-hot flames of the Greek Fire. Scalding stories which will burn themselves into the mind.

Dare for a moment to hold your hand above the flames.

Review:

This is a collection of flash fiction, something I’m aware of but I’ve never actually read any. I normally see it on a blog start one and then think this is too long to read on the computer and stop. I found this for free (it is currently $0.99) on kindle so it was a perfect way to try out flash fiction.

Greek Fire- A bit too much buildup, I think, but still a good story from a different point of view. I figured out what he was doing before the end so it wasn’t as big a surprise as it could have been. If he’d cut down the buildup it probably would have had a bigger impact. 3/5

Here There Be Dragons- I thought this one was too similar to the first one and they probably shouldn’t have been back to back. It was interesting and I didn’t see the twist at the end but again it was too similar to the first one. 2/5

Where There’s Smoke- This one freaked me out and instead of stopping here and going to bed like I planned, I ended up having to read the rest, just to try and get this one out of my mind. I didn’t want nightmares. 4/5

Beholding the Brazen Bull- This one was short but to the point and also a bit creepy. 3/5

The Strange Death of Mr. Ernest Hughes- This one was kind of sad but there was a moral to the story. Very descriptive. 3/5

Upon the Stake- This was another twist ending, didn’t see it coming though. 3/5

An Agreement With Dantalion- Good premise and gave you what you were expecting. 3/5

Most of these had twist endings, where the entire story is build up, getting you to think something else is going on, only to have a surprise at the end. I’m not sure if that’s how all flash fiction is, since I haven’t read much, but it seems like a way to pull someone in for a quick surprise. A couple stories didn’t really follow that set up (Where There’s Smoke and The Strange Death of Mr. Ernest Hughes and to a lesser extent An Agreement With Dantalion) and I think that if they were laid out a bit different the book would have flowed better. Once you read two twist endings in a row you began to see them coming. Overall I thought they were good and I wouldn’t have a problem paying as much as $1.99 for this book. (I’m cheap)

3/5

Machete Kills (2013)

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Director:

Robert Rodriguez

Starring:

Danny Trejo

Mel Gibson

Michelle Rodriguez

Plot:

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

Review:

Wow. Seriously wow. First off I enjoyed the first movie. It was over the top, cheesy, and had lots of boobs.

Machete Kills surpassed Machete by leaps and bounds in the cheese department. It was right on the edge of being too cheesy and a couple times it might have stepped over that edge. Still very enjoyable. Tons of actions. No I don’t think you understand. There is tons of action. In case you’re unaware Machete makes Rambo look like a pussy.

The ending was a cliff hanger, much like The Matrix Reloaded, but unlike the Matrix series we’ll probably have to wait a while for Machete Kills Again. Can’t wait for it though, it looks like it’s going to reach a level of ridiculousness rarely achieved.

3.5/5

A Spell for Chameleon

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A Spell for Chameleon By Piers Anthony

Plot

Xanth was the enchanted land where magic ruled–where every citizen had a special spell only he could cast. That is, except for Bink of North Village. He was sure he possessed no magic, and knew that if he didn’t find some soon, he would be exiled. According to the Good Magician Humfrey, the charts said that Bink was as powerful as the King or even the Evil Magician Trent. Unfortunately, no one could determine its form. Meanwhile, Bink was in despair. If he didn’t find his magic soon, he would be forced to leave….

Review

I’ll be honest after reading the autobiography of Piers Anthony I wasn’t sure I was going to like this book. The only reason I even read it was I vaguely remember reading a Piers Anthony book in high school and liking it.

The first part of the book was colored by my dislike of the author but I eventually left that behind and began to enjoy the story. Bink, the hero, was a bit annoying at first, which just could have been my attitude, by the end of the book he had grown on me. The world was interesting and the characters were solid. I thought the ending was a bit weak, romance is definitely not his strong point, but I did like the conclusion. I look forward to reading more books in this series.

3.5/5

The Family (2013)

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Director:

Luc Besson

Starring:

Robert De Niro

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tommy Lee Jones

Plot:

The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard.

Review:

I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Possibly because I went into it not expecting much. De Niro showed how many different ways you can say the word fuck, and the many meanings it can have. Tommy Lee Jones wasn’t in it very much which is really a shame because he’s a great actor and I love him in pretty much everything. The makeup people did a very good job of making Pfeiffer look older and rougher around the edges, which is kind of sad because she’s a beautiful woman.

Normally I would give this movie a solid 3 stars but I bumped it up to 3.5 because of the surprise enjoyment factor.

3.5/5